Is Charlie Sheen for real?

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body. If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this !’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.